boneless

Rolling towards the curb, I crouch down,
I grab the board on the front left side,
Right hand, slob grab, that’s how I ride,
Right foot, front foot, slides off board,
Left foot, back foot, glued to the tail,
I jump off my right foot, up into the air,
Spinning as I go, just like Tae Kwon Do,
Spinning clockwise two-hundred seventy degrees,
Landing squarely on the curb, facing the street.